I was walking home from my mums house when I saw a man standing in front of a streetlight. He slowly turned around and said: My name is Salty Alty. Prepare to be saltified. I said "Oh no! Please don't salt my body" I pulled out a shotgun and shot Salty Alty. He then rose up as his skin turned green. "My name is Zombie Alty! I am so Zombie! Do the Zombie Alty!" he said. He turned and bit off my head. I shot him with my gun and he fell to the ground. I said "Looks like I just applied salt to the salty alty" and walked away.